Good Rockin' Daddies 
"Born To Boogie"
Down On the Funny Farm
(DeMille/Morabito)
Down on the funny farm, the critters don't know, what to do, or where to go
They don't behave, but they mean no harm
I'm gonna tell you about the critters on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Down on the funny farm, the cows don't, "Moo"
They sing like a rooster, " Cock-a-doodle-do"
Early in the morning they're perched on the barn
They think it's their job just to wake up the farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Down on the funny farm, the rooster don't crow
He's not on the fence, he's down below
He's trying to give milk when the farmer comes past
He spends his whole day just chewing up the grass
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Now the horse is out back, he's burying a bone
The mailman's glad he's leaving him alone
Throw the horse a stick, he'll chase it real far
He spends his whole day just chasin' down the cars
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Now the doggie don't bark like he used to do
He whinnies all day, and half the night, too
He likes to pull a plow and wear a saddle on his back
He spends his whole day just racing 'round the track
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
(guitar solo)
Down on the funny farm, the farmer is tense
He can't pitch hay or mend up a fence
His animal friends are getting him down
He's gonna sell the whole farm and move into town
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm
Hard times in the country, down on the funny farm